So Im playing poker last nite on pokerstars and i got my chat priveleges suspended and i got the following email from them. This douche bag, whos name was seabiscuit_7, was the table "pro" complaining about how everyone played, critiquing them, like hes some big shot high roller poker pro. Who is playing 10$ sit and go's at 2am. Anyway he didnt like something i did and decided to wine about it. then after i couldnt chat anymore he began talking shit. if you play on pokerstart and you ever come across seabiscuit_7 tell him hes a little bitch. Below is the email i got notifying my chat has been suspended it contains a copy of the what i said that they found to be inappropriate
Hello rgilligan70,
We have received a complaint regarding some things you said in chatat our tables. I have reviewed the chat log and did find some of yourcomments to be inappropriate.
Our goal at PokerStars is to be a fun place to play, where everyonecan feel comfortable. Foul language and abuse of other players takesaway from everyone's enjoyment, and therefore cannot be permitted.
We must ask you to refrain from using this type of language in thefuture, or we will be forced to remove your chat privileges.
Please note that you may not be the only one receiving a message suchas this. When we receive a chat complaint, we review the entire chatof all players at the table. Any other offenders at the table werealso warned or revoked as appropriate to our policies.
Regards,
JuanPokerStars Support Team
---195074085 rgilligan70 hahaha fucking seabiscuit 9 6/29/2008 1:47:01 AM195074085 rgilligan70 so gay 9 6/29/2008 1:47:08 AM195074085 rgilligan70 seabitch if i ever catch you within 100 yards of my dog ill fuck you up 9 6/29/2008 1:50:12 AM195074085 rgilligan70 s..l..u..t.. 9 6/29/2008 1:52:08 AM195074085 rgilligan70 hey seabiz nice boat...faggot 9 6/29/2008 1:52:50 AM195074085 rgilligan70 hey seabiz you ever see a live vagina 9 6/29/2008 1:55:29 AM195074085 rgilligan70 v//a///g//i//n//a 9 6/29/2008 1:55:45 AM195074085 rgilligan70 hes got a banana d..i..c..k 9 6/29/2008 1:56:48 AM195074085 rgilligan70 i know hes prob got us on mute, just like his dead mother he skull fu..cks 9 6/29/2008 1:57:47 AM
Monday, June 30, 2008
Saturday, June 28, 2008
Yankee thoughts
Am i the only one that thinks Molina is way over rated behind the plate? He has a great arm and thats about it. Every time he catches all the announcers do is talk about how great he is behind the plate but all he really does well is throw. He never gets down to block balls in the dirt, he is very lazy. 2 examples in Joba's last start the play where the pitch got behind Molina and Joba covered home and blocked the plate and the runner on 3rd trying to take home was out. Well that was called a passed ball and if Joba didnt block the plate the runner from 3rd would have been safe and even worse imagine if he would have gotten hurt on that play. Tonite Molina had another passed ball on a pitch in the dirt he tried to backhand, with runners on, and made no attempt to block. Ive seen this happen more often then mentioned here but i cant remember exactly when. Next reason, does anyone else notice how much he moves around while receiving the ball? When Posada is behind the plate he is perfectly still and catches the ball and frames it without hardly moving at all. Watch Molina catching the ball, his whole body moves. Alot of the time he starts in a crouch but then inexplicably drops down to one knee as the ball approaches. Alot of the time his glove will follow the plane of a breaking ball and hell stab at the ball to catch it. That, combined with the fact that he starts in the crouch then shifts and drops his knee to the ground sometimes gets strikes called balls, esp on breaking balls. Hes moving around so much that he negatively influences the call from the ump. The last thing that i see him do that drives me absolutely nuts is sometimes when he is setting up for a pitch he'll set his entire body outside the strike zone but his glove will be in the zone. This baffles me. His entire body is set outside of the strike zone, except for his glove. The pitcher will then hit him in the glove but the ump will call it a ball based on where his body was prob cuz his fat ass was blocking his view. Last point, based on what i see, i dont think he calls a good game. Remember how many times Joba shook him off earlier in the season and it almost seemed like they they had a problem. I dont really dislike Molina that much, I think hes a great backup, I just hate how whenever he is in they talk about how great he is defensively especially saying that he is superior to Posada. The only thing he does better then Jorge is throw. Jorge calls a better game, receives the ball better and blocks balls in the dirt better.
Speaking of Posada, absolutely atrocious that he caught the first game of a double header and had to sit for game 2. Posada should have been the DH in game 1, Molina or Moeller should have caught so that Jorge could have been behind the plate in game 2. The Yankees are still carrying 3 catchers! Why have them if your not going to use them correctly. The correct move would have been to have Moeller start the thurs nite game in Pitt that got rained out. In game 1 of the double header start Molina behind the plate, Giambi at first and Posada as the DH. Game 2 Posada would have been behind the plate.
Recently it has become very popular to bash Jeter, most notably on the defensive side. I know one of the popular baseball prediction publications listed him as the worst defensive SS in the majors. Did anyone see the play he made in the 1st inning of the nite game where he went towards the 3rd base side, gloved the ball and fired an absolute strike to first to get a speedy Castillo by a hair. He made a similar play later in the game, either the 5th or 6th inning most likely. It was a ball that should have been A-Rods, but he missed it and Jeter was right there and got the runner at 1st. Jeter's range up the middle has never been amazing but overall he is far from the bottom of the barrel. The 2nd thing they rip on is his arm and he def has one of the better arms at the position he just doesnt show it off.
Staying on the subject of Jeter, are they any Yankee fans out there with memories that extend longer then 2 yrs ago? For the first 10 yrs of his career he was a late starter who didnt really get hot until June. His last 2 yrs, contrary to his career trends, he got off to a hot start right away. This year, off to a good start, then beamed in the hand w/ a 96 mph fastball. He doesnt miss a game, but then goes into a slump. These ignorant fans are starting to talk about how Jeter is washed up, instead of realizing 2 things, 1st this is basically he is on line with the rest of his career trends and the years where he had the 2 good starts were aberrations and 2nd his hand was fucked up. Jeter is going to hit about .320 and make all those morons saying hes done look like complete idiots. The same argument can be made for Cano. Cano got off to a paltry start, however the same can be said for the last 2 yrs. This yr might have been a little worse then the past, but not by much. Cano does not start really getting hot until July-August. Thats how hes always been, why should we expect different from him. I hate all these dumbass, short term memory, Yankee "fans".
Speaking of Posada, absolutely atrocious that he caught the first game of a double header and had to sit for game 2. Posada should have been the DH in game 1, Molina or Moeller should have caught so that Jorge could have been behind the plate in game 2. The Yankees are still carrying 3 catchers! Why have them if your not going to use them correctly. The correct move would have been to have Moeller start the thurs nite game in Pitt that got rained out. In game 1 of the double header start Molina behind the plate, Giambi at first and Posada as the DH. Game 2 Posada would have been behind the plate.
Recently it has become very popular to bash Jeter, most notably on the defensive side. I know one of the popular baseball prediction publications listed him as the worst defensive SS in the majors. Did anyone see the play he made in the 1st inning of the nite game where he went towards the 3rd base side, gloved the ball and fired an absolute strike to first to get a speedy Castillo by a hair. He made a similar play later in the game, either the 5th or 6th inning most likely. It was a ball that should have been A-Rods, but he missed it and Jeter was right there and got the runner at 1st. Jeter's range up the middle has never been amazing but overall he is far from the bottom of the barrel. The 2nd thing they rip on is his arm and he def has one of the better arms at the position he just doesnt show it off.
Staying on the subject of Jeter, are they any Yankee fans out there with memories that extend longer then 2 yrs ago? For the first 10 yrs of his career he was a late starter who didnt really get hot until June. His last 2 yrs, contrary to his career trends, he got off to a hot start right away. This year, off to a good start, then beamed in the hand w/ a 96 mph fastball. He doesnt miss a game, but then goes into a slump. These ignorant fans are starting to talk about how Jeter is washed up, instead of realizing 2 things, 1st this is basically he is on line with the rest of his career trends and the years where he had the 2 good starts were aberrations and 2nd his hand was fucked up. Jeter is going to hit about .320 and make all those morons saying hes done look like complete idiots. The same argument can be made for Cano. Cano got off to a paltry start, however the same can be said for the last 2 yrs. This yr might have been a little worse then the past, but not by much. Cano does not start really getting hot until July-August. Thats how hes always been, why should we expect different from him. I hate all these dumbass, short term memory, Yankee "fans".
Friday, June 27, 2008
What a gay thing to say to another man
Im in my break room getting myself a delicious diet coke. I approach the soda machine armed with the first of 3 quarters that i will need to complete my transaction. I fumble it and accidentally drop it. Approaching from my right there is a "man". A man who looks like the Uncle your parents would never leave you alone with. The type of "man" that has birthday parties for his cats (thats an Artie Lange line). The type of "man" that orders decaf cinnamon lattes. Well upon seeing me drop my quarter he says "whoops", what a gay thing to say. I dont know this alleged man but i have long suspected him of being a homosexual. His actions today confirmed my suspicions and i now have concrete evidence that he likesa da cock. The only time as a man you can say "whoops" and it not be an indicator that youre a flaming gay is if youre fucking a girl and pull the ole stick it in the butt on accident, but really on purpose, maneuver. Then when the girl gets annoyed you say "whoops" to try to sell it as an accidental slip. But even then instead of saying whoops, you should just pull an O'halloran and jump out the window cuz if the uptight bitch doesnt want a cock up her tight ass and gets annoyed when put one there, shes prob no fun and you should abort the mission...after you jerk off on her back of course...and steal 20$ from her purse.
Danilo Gallinari
I love it. Booing this pick is retarted. Whats wrong with a 6'10" player who can shoot the 3, handle the ball, run the floor and pass? I bet the people that booed this pick are the same morons that cheered last year when they heard about the Channing Frye for Zach Randolph trade. Yeah that one worked out real well.
Wednesday, June 25, 2008
Steroids
When did steroids become the most important issue in the world today. Did steroids somehow contribute to the rise in oil prices and the fall of the economy. Why is it news that Terry Bradshaw took roids 30 yrs ago, when they were legal and everyone else in the NFL was. Why is it news that some race horses are given steroids, another legal practice. Is there legitimate concern that the ponys of today and the future will begin experimenting with illegal substances to gain a competitive advantage? Is there an outcry in the horse community that the sport needs to be cleaned up? You know what steroids really do? They make sports more exciting. I know for the most part this issue has settled some but why do i need to read 15 different stories about Roger Clemens appearing before Congress to answer questions pertaining to something he may or may not have put into his body close to a decade ago. Are Roger Clemens career strike out numbers and wins a matter of national security? Did he buy these roids in question directly from Al-Qaeda. Did he fly to Afghanastan and personally purchase them from Osama Bin Laden? It just never ends. How stupid are we as a country. Which one of these two examples would have a tangible negative effect no the quality of life of your average American, spending 75$ 2 or 3x a week to fill their tank or living with the knowledge that Barry Bonds career home run and season records are bullshit? Were being treated like a bunch of morons, were supposed to ignore real social issues and all rally behind the steroid cause. It really makes me sick. I want a Congressional investigation to be done on how much money and time has been wasted on investigating steroids in sports and to find better use for those resources. I would never vote for anyone who ever had anything to do with any of that bullshit. Basically what i hear is "yeah i know gas is 5$ a gallon but at least no one on the Brewers is on the sauce so vote for me."
Tuesday, June 24, 2008
Excerpt from my memoirs
The following was written originally on 8/16/06
I'm chasing history today. As of 10:45am I've already taken 3 shits. For some reason the hands of fate and destiny have given me a chance to be great and I have to grab the opportunity w/ both hands. Already i feel a case of baboon ass settling in and i have an anal burning sensation. I know each wipe will hurt more then the last but I'm ready. If i start drinking large amounts of coffee to try to tip the scale in my favor a little is that considered cheating? This won't be easy but I'm going to give it my best shot. Sometimes you don't choose greatness, it chooses you!
This black dude is seriously scary looking. Not thugged out scary like the type that would make an old white woman clutch her purse tighter but more like a freaky looking rejected X-Files character. It looks like he swam here from Jamaica or some Caribbean Island to eat white children or something weird like that. His skin tone is so odd its creepy I really can't describe him overall other then he's fucking weird looking.
Today i spoke to some woman from New Orleans who really annoyed the fuck out of me. She was just a mindless rude idiot who made no sense when she spoke and made everything a lot more difficult then it actually was. At the time i wanted to say to her "You think Katrina was bad? Wait til Hurricane Gilligan blows through your neighborhood. Category 5 bitch, maximum damage. A hurricane of pure pain demolishing you and all your loved ones." This woman was definitely a senior citizen.
This Mexican dude is walking around the train station wearing suit pants and a tank top. Huh?
There is an allegation that the color of my pubes is "Strawberry Blonde". Fuck that, they are light brown. That allegation is completely unfounded and erroneous.
This woman has the oldest pair of boobs that I've ever leered at. If you look at her face, easily she looks like she is in her early to mid 50s. But if you were to just look at her big ole titties that are hanging out and based your guess on those lovely beauties alone, i would say not a day over 25. Nice rack grandma.
This guy on the train looks like a Columbian drug lord circa 1975-1985. If this other guy had long hair instead of balding he would look like he walked right off the set of Braveheart.
At first i thought that the old bitch with the sweet boobies might be dead because she was sprawled out on the seat with her eyes closed and not moving but as i started to write down that thought she walked past me. I guess she was just seriously passed the fuck out. Her sweet titties were bouncing all around and she had a nice ass too. Her face was all old and decrepit. If she told me I could fuck her I'd prob just titty fuck the shit out of those badboys and leave her vagina untouched. Figure it this way the lubrication situation on titty fucking her has to be at least the same as it would be with her wrinkley, crusty old vag. If she told me i could raw dog her and nut in her cuz her barren baby maker ceased functioning before i was born i would say "Na i'll pass for a couple reasons. First, raw dogging that dried out cunt sounds like it would hurt. Secondly you prob have some ancient STD's going on down there that haven't been seen in decades. Shit that they don't have vaccines for anymore because there have been no reported cases within the past 30 yrs. I'd fuck you and my dick would come out w/ Polio or the Black Plague or some shit like that."
Holy shit I think Dennis Eckersley is on my train! The Eck! Fucking A!
People who talk on trains at a decibel level too loud should be strung up then slowly dipped into a pool of scalding hot feces/urine/semen and boiled alive. I know that you're happy as hell to be on your big train ride and would love to talk about it but i do this everyday and just sat in an office and talked to annoying fucks, like yourself, who just won't shut up all day. Bitch right now I'd much rather you lived in Ohio or Minnesota as well so the feeling is mutual.
Only the 3 shits today and its 7:57pm, that sucks. I really thought this morning was the start of something legendary but i fizzled out. If i had kept track of my urine today i could have possibly cracked the top 5 but its not really the same. Wow, a spiky haired Asian guy just walked by. What an original idea for a hairstyle you have. I never saw the old spike cut on an Asian before. (Being sarcastic of course)
The vibrations from the bumpy train ride causes my fat to jiggle. Does that count as exercise?
I'm chasing history today. As of 10:45am I've already taken 3 shits. For some reason the hands of fate and destiny have given me a chance to be great and I have to grab the opportunity w/ both hands. Already i feel a case of baboon ass settling in and i have an anal burning sensation. I know each wipe will hurt more then the last but I'm ready. If i start drinking large amounts of coffee to try to tip the scale in my favor a little is that considered cheating? This won't be easy but I'm going to give it my best shot. Sometimes you don't choose greatness, it chooses you!
This black dude is seriously scary looking. Not thugged out scary like the type that would make an old white woman clutch her purse tighter but more like a freaky looking rejected X-Files character. It looks like he swam here from Jamaica or some Caribbean Island to eat white children or something weird like that. His skin tone is so odd its creepy I really can't describe him overall other then he's fucking weird looking.
Today i spoke to some woman from New Orleans who really annoyed the fuck out of me. She was just a mindless rude idiot who made no sense when she spoke and made everything a lot more difficult then it actually was. At the time i wanted to say to her "You think Katrina was bad? Wait til Hurricane Gilligan blows through your neighborhood. Category 5 bitch, maximum damage. A hurricane of pure pain demolishing you and all your loved ones." This woman was definitely a senior citizen.
This Mexican dude is walking around the train station wearing suit pants and a tank top. Huh?
There is an allegation that the color of my pubes is "Strawberry Blonde". Fuck that, they are light brown. That allegation is completely unfounded and erroneous.
This woman has the oldest pair of boobs that I've ever leered at. If you look at her face, easily she looks like she is in her early to mid 50s. But if you were to just look at her big ole titties that are hanging out and based your guess on those lovely beauties alone, i would say not a day over 25. Nice rack grandma.
This guy on the train looks like a Columbian drug lord circa 1975-1985. If this other guy had long hair instead of balding he would look like he walked right off the set of Braveheart.
At first i thought that the old bitch with the sweet boobies might be dead because she was sprawled out on the seat with her eyes closed and not moving but as i started to write down that thought she walked past me. I guess she was just seriously passed the fuck out. Her sweet titties were bouncing all around and she had a nice ass too. Her face was all old and decrepit. If she told me I could fuck her I'd prob just titty fuck the shit out of those badboys and leave her vagina untouched. Figure it this way the lubrication situation on titty fucking her has to be at least the same as it would be with her wrinkley, crusty old vag. If she told me i could raw dog her and nut in her cuz her barren baby maker ceased functioning before i was born i would say "Na i'll pass for a couple reasons. First, raw dogging that dried out cunt sounds like it would hurt. Secondly you prob have some ancient STD's going on down there that haven't been seen in decades. Shit that they don't have vaccines for anymore because there have been no reported cases within the past 30 yrs. I'd fuck you and my dick would come out w/ Polio or the Black Plague or some shit like that."
Holy shit I think Dennis Eckersley is on my train! The Eck! Fucking A!
People who talk on trains at a decibel level too loud should be strung up then slowly dipped into a pool of scalding hot feces/urine/semen and boiled alive. I know that you're happy as hell to be on your big train ride and would love to talk about it but i do this everyday and just sat in an office and talked to annoying fucks, like yourself, who just won't shut up all day. Bitch right now I'd much rather you lived in Ohio or Minnesota as well so the feeling is mutual.
Only the 3 shits today and its 7:57pm, that sucks. I really thought this morning was the start of something legendary but i fizzled out. If i had kept track of my urine today i could have possibly cracked the top 5 but its not really the same. Wow, a spiky haired Asian guy just walked by. What an original idea for a hairstyle you have. I never saw the old spike cut on an Asian before. (Being sarcastic of course)
The vibrations from the bumpy train ride causes my fat to jiggle. Does that count as exercise?
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