Where do they come from? The other night i told a friend a mine about how i recently got a telemarketer to hang up on me after i told her that she interrupted me from training my pet spider monkey how to not try and peel my uncircumcised penis like a banana. His response was, "Oh my god, what the fuck is wrong with you? How do these thoughts enter your mind?"
And i thought about that for a minute, and i really don't know. It just came to me, i didn't really have to think about it. It was just another weird thought I had. Where do weird thoughts in general come from, funny or otherwise? That's what i wanna know.
I remember this one time i was outside hanging out by myself reading, and no one was really around, then all of a sudden, out of nowhere, i suddenly had the thought that i should jerkoff. And i immediately knew that was weird, but where it came from or why, I have no idea. And of course i didn't jerkoff, I'm not an animal, I don't have to act on every thought I have, but that doesn't mean I didn't have it.
If I knew where weird thoughts came from and how to control them then I'd probably rule the world by now. But since I don't, I'm just another weird white guy that frightens Asian women.
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