To me this is the same scenario as the dude who refused to sell his issue of Superman #75 (the one where he dies) outside of Charlie's Comix for $100 after he just paid only $10 for it because he thought "its gunna be worth a lot of money some day". Then 20 years later he's forced to sell it for $9 and handjob. And he's the one that got a handful of cock. Sorry “Sexational Pam” but not everthing appreciates with age, you gotta learn the art of "selling high."
I wouldn't touch your crusty old vergina even if i were compensated handsomely to do so. Your fuck-hole is probably riddled with ancient STD's like "bubonic taint" or "twatrotis" that haven't even been checked for in a century. And not only are you old and gross but i also contend that you are a lying gold digging motherfucking whore. Do you really expect me to believe that you had a shot at fucking Englebert Humperdinck and you actually turned it down? Bullshit. Good luck trying to snowball some dude into your dried up old cooch and I hope you die before I ever have to hear your name again. Really, what whore passes up Englebert Humperdinck's dick? LIAR!
